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The Norse Gods: The Deities Who Knew They Would Die

Meet the Norse gods: a fierce pantheon of warlike deities, doomed heroes and mischief-makers. Learn about Odin, Thor, Loki, Freyja, and Ragnarök, the end of the world they can't escape.

Thor holds his hammer and Loki works his magic

The Norse gods don’t rule from some shining eternal paradise. They sit in Asgard, a realm of feasting halls and battle scars, knowing full well that doom is coming. They drink, they fight, they love, and they scheme — but above all, they live with the knowledge that one day, it all ends in fire and ruin. 

The Norse gods aren’t distant, perfect figures sitting on golden thrones.

They struggle, they fail, they sacrifice, and they rage against the inevitable. They’re larger than life — until they die. 

Unlike the gods of other mythologies, the Norse deities aren’t immortal in the traditional sense. They age, they can die, and they know how the story ends: Ragnarök, the final battle, where most of them are fated to perish.

But until then? They shape the cosmos, meddle in human affairs, and prove that gods the world over have complicated relationships, questionable choices and a flair for the dramatic.

A Norse god and goddess look fierce, with ravens and eagles around them

A Tale of Two Tribes: The Aesir and the Vanir

The Norse gods are divided into two distinct groups:

The Aesir: The warlike, ruling gods of Asgard. Odin, Thor and Loki belong to this camp, focusing on battle, wisdom and power.

The Vanir: The gods of nature, fertility and prosperity. Freyja, Freyr and Njord are part of this mysterious older group.

The two groups weren’t always allies. They started out as enemies, locked in a brutal war that ended in a truce and an exchange of hostages. The Aesir and Vanir eventually merged into a single pantheon, but their differences remain: One is bound by war and fate; the other by nature’s cycles.

Now, let’s meet the major players.

Norse gods and the animals associated with them, including a raven and wolf

The Norse Pantheon: A Who’s Who of the Gods of Norse Mythology 

ODIN

Dominion: Wisdom, war, death

Gave up an eye for knowledge

THOR

Dominion: Thunder, strength, protection

Wields the hammer Mjölnir

LOKI

Dominion: Trickery, shapeshifting

Fathered a giant wolf, serpent and eight-legged horse

FREYJA

Dominion: Love, magic, battle

Slept with four dwarves to get a necklace

FREYR

Dominion: Fertility, prosperity, peace

Has a golden boar and a self-fighting sword

TYR

Dominion: Justice, law, sacrifice

Lost his hand to the giant wolf Fenrir

BALDER

Dominion: Light, beauty, hope

Was killed by a mistletoe arrow

HEIMDALL

Dominion: Guardianship, perception

Has golden teeth and guards the Rainbow Bridge

FRIGG

Dominion: Fate, foresight, motherhood

Can see the future but doesn't speak of it

NJORD

Dominion: Sea, wind, wealth

Hated living in the mountains with his wife

HODR

Dominion: Darkness, mystery

Accidentally killed his brother Balder

HEL

Dominion: Death, the underworld

Rules over those who die of illness or old age

The Norse god one-eyed Odin with his ravens around him

Odin

Divine Dominion: Wisdom, war, poetry, death and generally knowing more than everyone else

Temperament and Tendencies: Odin isn’t your typical benevolent all-father. He’s the kind of guy who trades his own eye for knowledge and thinks that’s a fair deal. He wanders the world in disguise, testing mortals with riddles and cryptic wisdom, all while hoarding every scrap of magical power he can get his hands on. He’s half battle god, half poetry nerd, and 100% obsessed with avoiding his own fate — though deep down, he knows it’s inevitable.

Signature Style:

  • Gungnir, a spear that never misses its mark

  • Huginn and Muninn, his two ravens who fly across the world gathering intel. Basically, his personal spy network

  • Sleipnir, an eight-legged horse that is technically his grandchild, thanks to Loki’s … creative approach to problem-solving

Inner Circle:

  • Frigg, his wife, who knows the future but refuses to tell him

  • Thor, his muscle-bound son who solves everything with his hammer

  • Loki, his brother and occasional worst enemy

  • The Valkyries, his elite warrior-maidens who collect the souls of fallen fighters for the heavenly hall of Valhalla

Saga-Worthy Moment: He once hanged himself from the World Tree for nine days just to unlock the secrets of the runes. Talk about commitment.

Ragnarök Status: Doomed. He’ll go head-to-head with Fenrir, the giant wolf, and it will not end well for him.

The Norse god Thor, holding his hammer in a border of runes

Thor

Divine Dominion: Thunder, strength, protection and smashing things really hard

Temperament and Tendencies: Thor is the kind of guy who kicks down doors instead of knocking. He’s loud, boisterous, fiercely loyal and completely incapable of subtlety. He’s the gods’ first line of defense against giants, trolls and anyone who looks at Asgard funny. Despite being a god of war, he has a soft spot for mortals — probably because they cheer the loudest when he shows up swinging his hammer.

Signature Style:

  • Mjölnir, his hammer, which always returns to his hand after being thrown

  • A magic belt that doubles his strength

  • A chariot pulled by two immortal goats, which he occasionally eats and then resurrects the next day

Inner Circle:

  • Sif, his wife, best known for her golden hair (which Loki once shaved off, and somehow survived)

  • Odin, his complicated father figure

  • Loki, his on-again, off-again adventure buddy who causes 95% of his problems

Saga-Worthy Moment: Once had to disguise himself as a bride to retrieve his stolen hammer. It ended in a massacre — but not before some very uncomfortable moments with the groom.

Ragnarök Status: Will go down swinging against Jörmungandr, the world-serpent — he kills it but dies shortly after from its venom

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Loki, the Norse trickster god, wearing his horned helmet and conjuring fire in his hand, smiling mischievously

Loki

Divine Dominion: Trickery, chaos, fire and making bad decisions seem fun

Temperament and Tendencies: Loki is equal parts hilarious and horrifying. One minute he’s pulling off an elaborate prank on Thor, and the next, he’s indirectly responsible for the downfall of the gods. He’s a shapeshifter, a smooth talker and a chaos magnet. He’s technically Odin’s brother but doesn’t really fit in with the rest of the Aesir — probably because he keeps switching sides.

Signature Style:

  • Shapeshifting into literally anything, from a fish to a fly to, infamously, a female horse. (Yes, this is how Odin’s eight-legged horse was born. No, we don’t talk about it)

  • A silver tongue, which gets him both into and out of trouble

  • A flair for the dramatic, because being subtle is boring

Inner Circle:

  • Odin, when they’re on good terms

  • Thor, when they’re not trying to kill each other

  • His wife, Sigyn, who’s way too patient for her own good

Saga-Worthy Moment: Loki once gatecrashed a feast at the underwater hall of the giant and master brewer Ægir, where he insulted every god in attendance, bragged about sleeping with half of them, and aired everyone’s dirty laundry in verse — all while very drunk. When Thor finally stormed in and threatened to hammer Loki into paste, the trickster decided it was probably time to leave. This delightful trainwreck of a roast is known as Lokasenna, or Loki’s Flyting. 

Ragnarök Status: Will lead the charge against the gods and go down in a final showdown with Heimdall.

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The Norse goddess Freyja, with a raven and cat

Freyja

Divine Dominion: Love, beauty, war, magic and getting whatever she wants

Temperament and Tendencies: Freyja’s not your typical love goddess. Sure, she’s beautiful and enchanting — but she’s also a battle-hardened warrior who rides into combat and takes half the fallen warriors before Odin gets his pick. She’s also the queen of sorcery, which makes her both alluring and utterly terrifying.

Signature Style:

  • Brísingamen, a dazzling necklace that she definitely didn’t have to sleep with four dwarves to obtain. (Except she did)

  • A chariot pulled by two big cats, because dogs are overrated

  • A falcon-feathered cloak, allowing her to fly

Inner Circle:

  • Freyr, her twin brother, also associated with fertility and prosperity

  • Odin, who learned magic from her

  • A lot of broken-hearted lovers

Saga-Worthy Moment: Once turned down a marriage proposal from a giant so dramatically that Thor had to step in and smash things.

Ragnarök Status: Unclear. She might survive — because no one tells Freyja what to do.

LEARN MORE about Freyja

The Norse god Freyr smiles and pets his golden boar while his swords floats next to him

Freyr

Divine Dominion: Fertility, prosperity, peace and romantic decisions that haunt you forever 

Temperament and Tendencies: Freyr is one of the Vanir, a fertility god with a soft spot for beautiful women and good harvests. Unlike his battle-happy Aesir cousins, Freyr prefers peace, feasting and abundance — but when love strikes, he goes full disaster romantic.

Signature Style:

  • A magic sword that fights on its own (which he gave away to impress a girl… Great call)

  • Gullinbursti, a glowing golden boar that pulls his chariot

  • An aura of extremely fertile energy — the kind that makes crops grow just by being near them

Inner Circle:

  • Freyja, his twin sister and occasional partner-in-crime

  • Njord, their laidback sea god dad

  • Gerðr, the giantess he fell for so hard, he handed over his magic weapon

Saga-Worthy Moment: At Ragnarök, Freyr goes into battle unarmed because of that whole sword-for-love swap, and gets absolutely wrecked by Surtr, the fire giant.

Ragnarök Status: Heroic, but very dead

The Norse god Tyr clutches his sword, looking stern, surrounded by runes

Tyr

Divine Dominion: Justice, law, honorable combat and making the ultimate sacrifice

Temperament and Tendencies: Tyr is the god you call when things need to be done the right way. He’s honorable, courageous, and possibly the only Norse god who actually thinks before acting. Unlike Thor, who solves problems with a hammer blow, and Odin, who solves them with riddles, Tyr solves them with logic and sheer willpower — and sometimes, by personally sacrificing body parts.

Signature Style:

  • A missing hand, courtesy of Fenrir the giant wolf. (More on that in a second)

  • A sword, because even a god of justice needs a way to back it up with force

  • An aura of quiet competence, which makes him stand out in a pantheon full of drama

Inner Circle:

  • Odin, when things need a legal expert

  • The other gods, when they need someone to do the hard job

  • Not Fenrir, for obvious reasons

Saga-Worthy Moment: The gods needed to bind Fenrir, the monstrous wolf who would one day help destroy the world. The wolf, being somewhat intelligent, refused to let them tie him up unless one of them put their hand in his mouth as collateral. Tyr immediately stepped up, fully aware of how this was going to end. Sure enough, the second Fenrir realized he was tricked, he bit down — and Tyr didn’t even flinch.

Ragnarök Status: Will fight Garm, the underworld’s monstrous hound, in a final battle. The result? Mutual destruction. But honestly, that’s just how Tyr rolls.

The golden Norse god Balder, ringed by runes

Balder

Divine Dominion: Light, purity, joy and making everyone love him (too much)

Temperament &land Tendencies: Balder is the golden boy of the Norse pantheon — literally. He’s charming, kind, handsome and basically too good for this world (which, spoiler alert, is a problem). Everyone adores him: gods, mortals, even inanimate objects — except for Loki, of course.

Signature Style:

  • Glowing with divine radiance, because normal beauty isn’t enough

  • Wearing the best armor ever, because Frigg, his mother, made everything in existence promise not to harm him. (Again, almost everything)

  • Being the center of attention, mostly because the gods liked to throw things at him just to watch them bounce off

Inner Circle:

  • Frigg and Odin, his doting parents

  • Hodr, his blind twin brother

  • Literally everyone (again, except Loki)

Saga-Worthy Moment: Thanks to his mother’s magical oath, nothing in existence could hurt Balder. The gods turned this into a game, throwing weapons at him and laughing as they bounced off. Enter Loki, who found the one thing Frigg forgot to make swear an oath: mistletoe. He handed a mistletoe-tipped arrow to Balder’s blind brother, Hodr, and guided him to shoot. Balder died instantly, and everyone lost their minds.

Ragnarök Status: Already dead, but he’ll make a glorious return after the world ends, because Balder always gets a happy ending.

Heimdall, the Norse god, wears a helmet with horns curving down and holds his horn

Heimdall

Divine Dominion: Guardianship, foresight and being literally the most alert being in existence

Temperament and Tendencies: Heimdall is the guy who never sleeps. He’s the guardian of Bifröst, the rainbow bridge, and his one job is to watch for any threats to Asgard. And he does it very well — his hearing is so sharp he can hear grass grow, and his vision is so good he can see across the realms. Basically, he’s the divine equivalent of a security system cranked up to 11.

Signature Style:

  • The Gjallarhorn, the horn he will blow when Ragnarök begins

  • Golden teeth, cuz why not?

  • A sword — he’s not just standing guard for fun

Inner Circle:

  • Odin, because somebody has to be responsible

  • The other gods, when they actually listen to his warnings

Saga-Worthy Moment: One day, when the world finally starts crumbling, Heimdall will blow the Gjallarhorn, signaling the beginning of the end. And after a lifetime of standing guard, he’ll finally step into battle against Loki himself in a legendary duel where both will die.

Ragnarök Status: As mentioned, he’ll go out in the ultimate grudge match against Loki. No survivors.

The Norse goddess Frigg sits regally in her throne, weaving fate itself

Frigg

Divine Dominion: Fate, motherhood, marriage and knowing absolutely everything — but keeping it to herself

Temperament and Tendencies: Frigg is the ultimate quiet power player. As Odin’s wife and queen of the Aesir, she has the gift of foresight; she knows exactly how everything will end. But does she share this knowledge? Absolutely not. Instead, she spends her time weaving the threads of fate and occasionally trying (and failing) to save her golden boy, Balder. 

Signature Style:

  • A spindle and distaff, because fate doesn’t weave itself

  • A throne right next to Odin, where she sees everything

  • A talent for making oaths happen, which works great — until Loki finds a loophole

Inner Circle:

  • Balder, her beloved son (RIP)

  • Odin, her mysterious, wandering husband

  • A host of minor goddesses who help her manage fate

Saga-Worthy Moment: She got everything in existence to swear an oath not to harm Balder … except for mistletoe. That one oversight set off the entire apocalypse countdown.

Ragnarök Status: Survives (but she already knew that) 

The Norse god of the sea, Njord, stands amid waves and runes

Njord

Divine Dominion: The sea, wealth, boats and awkward family vacations

Temperament and Tendencies: Njord is chill. He’s a sea god who just wants everyone to be rich, happy and sailing the open waves. But thanks to an arranged marriage with Skadi, a snow-loving giantess, his life is one long compromise between the beach and the mountains. Spoiler: Nobody’s happy.

Signature Style:

  • A ship that can sail on land if needed

  • An eternal tan, because sea gods don’t do SPF

  • A lot of treasure — the sea is a profitable business

Inner Circle:

  • Freyr and Freyja, his beloved kids

  • Skadi, his extremely outdoorsy ex

Saga-Worthy Moment: He and his wife, Skadi, agreed to split their time between his beach house and her mountain lodge. Both hated each other’s homes, so they split up, making Njord the god of divine irreconcilable differences.

Ragnarök Status: Not really a fighter, so he might just float off into the sunset

The blindfolded and blind Norse god Hodr, holding his bow

Hodr

Divine Dominion: Darkness, tragic accidents and being way too trusting of Loki

Temperament and Tendencies: Hodr is kind-hearted but doomed, born blind and destined to kill his own brother Balder — which is super-awkward because they actually liked each other. But the gods don’t even blame him. They all know it was Loki’s fault.

Signature Style:

  • A bow and arrow, because nothing could possibly go wrong handing that to a blind guy

  • A general vibe of tragic inevitability

  • Being the saddest pawn in the whole mythology game

Inner Circle:

  • Balder, his ill-fated brother

  • Frigg, his mom, who really tried her best

  • Loki, who hands him the murder weapon like some cosmic prank gone too far

Saga-Worthy Moment: When the gods played their “let’s throw stuff at Balder” game, Hodr got handed a mistletoe-tipped arrow by Loki, who kindly helped him aim. Instant tragedy.

Ragnarök Status: Already dead before Ragnarök even starts. A true overachiever in cosmic misfortune.

Hel, the Norse goddess of the underworld, half beautiful woman, half skeleton

Hel

Divine Dominion: The underworld, death, and giving zero fucks about your feelings

Temperament and Tendencies: Hel is half living woman, half rotting corpse, which really sets the tone. Unlike the fiery torment of some afterlives, Helheim is more of a cold, dreary waiting room for souls who didn’t die in battle. Hel’s not really cruel; she just doesn’t give a shit.

Signature Style:

  • A kingdom named after herself, because branding matters

  • An expression that says, “This meeting could’ve been an email.”

  • A general air of “why are you bothering me?”

Inner Circle:

  • Loki, her dad, who barely visits

  • The dead, who don’t exactly have options

Saga-Worthy Moment: When Balder died, Hermod (Odin’s other son) rode into Helheim to beg Hel to release him. Hel said sure — if literally everything in the world would weep for him. When one giantess (Loki in disguise, naturally) refused, she slammed the gates shut and went back to not caring.

Ragnarök Status: Stays put in Helheim, because she has a kingdom to run, thank you very much.

The Norse gods battle monsters, including giant wolves and serpents during Ragnarök, the end of the world

The Norse Pantheon: Gods of Glory and Doom

The Norse gods are a paradox: mighty yet mortal, powerful yet doomed. Unlike the serene and eternal deities of other mythologies, they live in the shadow of an ending they can’t escape. 

But rather than despair, they fight harder, love wilder and drink deeper. They’re warriors, tricksters, rulers and seers, but above all, they’re beings who embrace their fate and make every moment count.

And maybe that’s what makes them so compelling. The Norse gods aren’t distant, perfect figures sitting on golden thrones. They struggle, they fail, they sacrifice, and they rage against the inevitable. They’re larger than life — until they die. 

So raise a horn of mead, toast to the Aesir and Vanir, and remember: Even gods can fall, but legends live forever. –Wally


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There’s a lot going on during Ragnarok, the Norse version of the apocalypse. In fact, practically everyone dies — before the world is engulfed in flames

There’s a lot going on during Ragnarok, the Norse version of the apocalypse. In fact, practically everyone dies — before the world is engulfed in flames.

While Thor: Ragnarok was a surprisingly funny intergalactic romp, Marvel’s version doesn’t quite match up to the actual Norse mythology. Here’s a look at some of the big themes from the movie, and how they differ from the legends.

Be warned: Spoilers below.

Hel, the goddess of death, is actually Loki’s daughter, not his sister

Hel, the goddess of death, is actually Loki’s daughter, not his sister.

Who was Hela really?

Cate Blanchett’s badass bitch is more commonly called simply Hel (which means “Hidden”) in Norse mythology. And while she is indeed the goddess of death — an extremely powerful one at that — she’s not Thor and Loki’s older sibling. In fact, she’s Loki’s daughter, her mom being the giantess Angrboda, whose name has the pleasant translation of She Who Brings Grief. Hel’s siblings are the monstrous wolf Fenrir and Jormungand, the Midgard Serpent.

Hel’s putrid stink is a sure sign she’s in the vicinity.
Hel is half a beautiful woman, half a rotting, skeletal corpse

Hel is half a beautiful woman, half a rotting, skeletal corpse.

The goddess doesn’t have Blanchett’s steely beauty — well, at least half of her doesn’t. Hel is usually depicted as being split down the middle, with one half a young woman, the other half a rotting skeleton, according to Northern Tradition Paganism. Hel’s putrid stink is a sure sign she’s in the vicinity.

Hel rules over a dominion that shares her name (much like Hades in Greek mythology). It’s this word that inspired the Christian version of Hell.

The fire giant Surtur leads the army that battles the Asgardian gods during Ragnarok

The fire giant Surtur leads the army that battles the Asgardian gods during Ragnarok.

Who’s Surtur the fire giant?

Perhaps not surprisingly, he’s Loki’s godfather, having helped raise that little troublemaker.

The fire giant is more commonly called Surt (“Black”) due to his charred appearance. Instead of being a cool flaming demon as he’s depicted in Thor: Ragnarok, he’s more humanlike in Norse mythology, with a flowing beard.

He carries a flaming sword and has a destiny to fulfill (everyone in Norse myths seems to be playing out preordained roles): Lead his kin and Hel’s undead minions into battle against the gods of Asgard during Ragnarok, the cyclical destruction of the cosmos. Surt sweeps his sword across the earth, leaving nothing but an inferno. He killed the god Freyr, who in turn offed him. Few survived Ragnarok.

Everyone seems to kill each other during Ragnarok, including Thor and the Midgard Serpent

Everyone seems to kill each other during Ragnarok, including Thor and the Midgard Serpent.

What exactly is the Ragnarok prophecy?

The “Doom of the Gods” is an appropriate name for the Norse version of the end of the world.

Like the Christian apocalypse described in the book of Revelation in the Bible, Ragnarok, too, is foretold by a series of omens, starting with a Great Winter (how very Game of Thrones) that lasts for three years, brought on after humans and even the gods have sunk into nihilism.

Then come the three cocks. One red rooster warns the giants that Ragnarok has begun, while a second alerts the dead. The third, which resides in Valhalla, the majestic drinking hall afterlife for heroes, lets the divine partiers know their fun has come to an end.

Even though Odin could foresee that there was no defeating Surt and his army, he and the gods still fought valiantly. During this epic war, the world is utterly destroyed and sinks into the sea. The end.

And yet it’s not the end. A new world rises from the depths of the water, and two mortals will repopulate the Earth.

The giant wolf Fenrir kills Odin, swallowing him whole during Ragnarok

The giant wolf Fenrir kills Odin, swallowing him whole during Ragnarok.

How does Odin really die?

Though he was prone to wander, Odin doesn’t go off to Norway to die (after his rest home gets destroyed) and dissolve into gold dust. Instead, he perishes during the battle of Ragnarok.

The naughty Fenrir was kept chained up — until he escaped to wreak havoc during Ragnarok

The naughty Fenrir was kept chained up — until he escaped to wreak havoc during Ragnarok.

Fenrir, the massive wolf who’s Loki’s son and Hel’s brother, has been a bit too wild and has been chained up by the gods. He escaped, though, and “ran across the land with his lower jaw on the ground and his upper jaw in the sky, consuming everything in between. Even the sun itself was dragged from its height and into the beast’s stomach,” according Norse Mythology for Smart People. He also swallows Odin whole, ending the life of the Father of the Gods.

You wouldn’t want to fight Thor, especially when he’s armed with his hammer Mjollnir

You wouldn’t want to fight Thor, especially when he’s armed with his hammer Mjollnir.

Do Loki and Thor have a troubled relationship?

In a word, hell yes — though they did bond once in a cross-dressing ruse to win back Thor’s hammer, Mjollnir.

Thor and Loki did bond once in a cross-dressing ruse to win back Thor’s hammer, Mjollnir.
Loki convinces the manly Thor to dress up as a woman to pretend to be the goddess Freya (it’s a long story)

Loki convinces the manly Thor to dress up as a woman to pretend to be the goddess Freya (it’s a long story).

Loki is a trickster, so you never know what to expect. He’s likely to cause damage — in fact, at the time of Ragnarok in Norse mythology, he’s been chained inside a mountain as punishment for his involvement in the death of the god Balder, a favorite of the Asgardians. (Loki gave his blind brother Hod a mistletoe dart — the only thing that could harm Balder — and guided his aim so it struck and killed the deity.)

But Loki’s also known to actually help the gods as well. The Marvel universe has captured his mercurial spirit; you never know if he’s on Thor’s side — and you know you should never fully trust him.

During Ragnarok, Loki breaks free of his chains and launches an attack on his Asgardian brethren, sailing on a ship that’s somehow constructed of dead men’s nails. Eww.

In some versions of the myth, it’s Loki and not his daughter Hel who leads the army of the undead.

Thor defeats the massive serpent Jormungand — but perishes from its poison right after

Thor defeats the massive serpent Jormungand — but perishes from its poison right after.

Loki’s offspring Jormungand and the god of thunder have an intertwined destiny. The two have always been bitter enemies, and the serpent is a formidable foe: He’s so large that he encircles the Earth, biting his own tail — what’s known as an ouroboros. During the apocalyptic war of Ragnarok, Thor kills the Midgard Serpent — only to die from its poison. There’s a lot of these double deaths going around.

The Valkyries choose who lives and dies in battles

The Valkyries choose who lives and dies in battles.

What’s the truth about the Valkyries?

These fierce, beautiful maidens ride in groups of nine upon flying horses and guide fallen heroes to Valhalla for Odin.

Scandinavians in the Middle Ages believed the gorgeous streaks of the Northern Lights, or Aurora Borealis, were the Valkyries sweeping across the night sky, according to Credo.


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A common misconception is that the Valkyrie are warriors — probably because they’re decked out in armor, are often depicted holding spears and like to hang out on battlefields.

“The meaning of their name, ‘choosers of the slain,’ refers not only to their choosing who gains admittance to Valhalla, but also to their choosing who dies in battle and using malicious magic to ensure that their preferences in this regard are brought to fruition,” writes Norse Mythology for Smart People.

The Valkyries were fierce woman who soared over battlefields on flying horses — until they were relegated to waitresses at Valhalla

The Valkyries were fierce woman who soared over battlefields on flying horses — until they were relegated to waitresses at Valhalla.

While they started out as dark angels of death swooping over the slaughter of a battlefield, the Valkyries later became associated as Odin’s shield maidens, lovely virgins with golden hair and snow-white skin who serve an all-you-can-eat-and-drink buffet of mead and meat in the great feasting hall in the sky. Dead heroes remained there until called to fight by Odin’s side during Ragnarok.

Marvel’s version of Ragnarok might be a bit off-base, but it’s still a fun one nevertheless. And as much as I’d love to have seen Loki captaining that ship of yellowed fingernails and toenails, I’m glad that hottie Chris Hemsworth’s Thor survives to star in another movie. –Wally

During Ragnarok, Loki launches an attack on Asgard, sailing on a ship constructed of dead men’s nails. Eww.

The Monsters of “Supernatural,” Season 2, Episodes 13-15

Are angels real? Meet Archangel Michael, Archangel Raphael and Beelzebub as well as tricksters like Loki, Anansi, Hermes and Reynard the Fox.

Angels, like Raphael, aren’t typically depicted in artwork as badass and intimidating like the Bible describes them

S2E13: “Houses of the Holy”

Monster: Avenging angel

Where it’s from: Israel and other parts of the Middle East

Description: There’s no such thing as angels, Dean argues. But Sam points out that there’s more folklore about angels than anything else they hunt.

“You know what?” Dean responds. “There’s a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows outta their ass!”

“You mean there’s no such things as unicorns?” Sam jokes. These two should take their comedy act on the road.

“There’s some legends you file under bullcrap,” Dean says.

Despite this contention, 72 percent of Americans said they believe in angels, in a 2016 Gallup poll. I don’t know why that high number surprises me: After all, most Americans think a woman who never had sex gave birth to a man who came back from the dead.

The angels known as seraphim actually have six wings

We have a conception of angels as humanlike creatures with large feathered wings sprouting out of their backs. But there are different orders of angels described in the Old Testament, with seraphim, “the Burning Ones,” at the top of the hierarchy. They’re often depicted as red-skinned and wielding flaming swords. Seraphim have six wings: two for flight, two to cover their faces (for even though they fly above the throne of Heaven, they can’t handle looking upon God’s face) and two to cover their feet (so they don’t step on holy ground — though some scholars think this might actually translate to “genitals”), according to whyangels?com.

This illuminated manuscript depicts a six-winged seraphim above the crucifixion of Christ

In another Bible verse, Daniel 10:5-6, the prophet describes an angel in this manner:

I looked up and there before me was a man dressed in linen, with a belt of fine gold from Uphaz around his waist. His body was like topaz, his face like lightning, his eyes like flaming torches, his arms and legs like the gleam of burnished bronze, and his voice like the sound of a multitude.

This doesn’t look like the cute little cherubs we’re used to!

And we know cherubim, or cherubs, as Cupid-esque chubby toddlers with wings. Turns out they’re actually powerful guardians that also carry flaming swords.

Angels are neither male nor female, though they always appear with men’s bodies and never women’s, according to What Christians Want to Know.

Dean’s not buying Sam’s claim that they’re hunting an angel. “You didn't see any fluffy white wing feathers?” the smartass asks.

Many angels, Raphael included, are God’s means of justice and punishment

What it does: When someone’s visited by the angel in Supernatural, the surroundings shake, and the person is filled with religious ecstasy. They’re then driven to kill because it’s “God’s will.”

That’s actually somewhat in keeping with biblical lore: Angels are God’s agents for “bringing punishment and displaying His holy wrath,” according to What Christians Want to Know.

Take that, Satan! The Archangel Michael defeats the Devil

How to defeat it: In the church, Sam points to a painting of Saint Michael, the slayer of demons. He’s almost always depicted in artwork as stepping on a cringing Devil.

In this episode, Father Gregory died a violent death, and the other priest didn’t get a chance to administer last rites.

Father Gregory’s grave is covered in wormwood, which we learn is a sign of a spirit not at rest. Wormwood is a bitter herb that’s a key ingredient in absinthe, which has been banned because it supposedly causes hallucinations. In witchcraft, it’s used to increase psychic powers and perform exorcisms.

If you want to communicate with spirits, a séance is the way to go

Sam performs a séance ritual based on early Christian rites that involves white candles and a large black candle. It’s in Latin, of course.

In the end, Dean just might be right: This isn’t an angel at all. It turns out to be a vengeful spirit that thinks it’s an angel.

Father Reynolds finally performs last rites and puts the spirit to rest. “I call upon the Archangel Raphael, Master of the Air, to make open the way,” the priest chants. “Let the fire of the Holy Spirit now descend, that this being might be awakened to the world beyond.”

Raphael’s name translates to “God Heals,” from the story in the apocryphal Book of Enoch (the apocrypha are the stories that for some reason didn’t jibe with those who chose what would go into the official Bible.) In Enoch, Raphael heals the Earth after it was defiled by the fallen angels, according to Catholic Online.

So maybe there really aren’t such things as angels. It’s still OK for me to believe in unicorns, though, right?

 

I’ve warned you that demons are usually horrifyingly disgusting

S2E14: “Born Under a Bad Sign”

Monster: Sam?! (Possessed by a demon)

Where it’s from: All over the world

Description: Demons are powerful perversions of nature. We’ve covered them before here and here.

Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, spreads disease and rules Hell

One of the most famous demons in the Judeo-Christian tradition is Beelzebub. He’s usually depicted as a monstrous giant fly, which goes along with his title, Lord of the Flies. Because flies are nasty creatures that hang out on shit and corpses, it shouldn’t come as a shock that Beelzebub spreads disease.

He’s also associated with tempting people with the deadly sin of pride.

In the Gospel of Nicodemus, another apocryphal text, Jesus gave Beelzebub dominion over Hell because the demon freed Adam and other unbaptized saints, allowing them to go up to Heaven. Satan was not pleased.

What it does: Demons like to possess people, manipulating them like puppets. And while the Yellow-Eyed Demon doesn’t seem like much fun, some demons are better to be possessed by than others.

Even ol’ Beelzebub has been known to possess people now and them. Back in 1611, in Aix-en-Provence, France, a Father Louis Gaufridi was accused of making a pact with the Devil, in which a group of Ursuline nuns were possessed by Beelzebub.

The priest was burned at the stake. His executioners used bushes instead of logs because they burn slower and hotter. During the execution, onlookers said they saw flies rising from Father Gaufridi’s body.

How to defeat it: Holy water will burn that mofo. If you can slip it into a beer, all the better!

Watch out for a binding link scar. (The one Sam’s got looks a whole lot like a Q.) To break it, destroy the connection. You could try branding over it with a hot poker — just know it’s gonna hurt!

What’s the secret to fighting off a demonic possession? The answer is surprisingly simple: “If I told them to swing a black cat by its tail over their head at midnight, they would do that,” said Father Vincent Lampert, the designated exorcist for the Archdiocese of Indianapolis, Indiana. “People think they have to do something extraordinary, but it is actually the very ordinary things that build up graces and offer protection. If a Catholic is praying, going to Mass and receiving the sacraments, then the Devil is already on the run,” he told the National Catholic Register.

Loki, the tricker god of Norse mythology as played by Tom Hiddleston, is one of the best villains in the Marvel universe

S2E15: “Tall Tales”

Monster: Trickster

Where it’s from: All over the world

Hermes, the Greek god of travel and thieves, is also a trickster

Description: Religions and folktales all around the globe include a trickster deity. The Norse had Loki, while the Greeks worshiped Hermes. In West Africa, there was the spider Anansi. European folklore includes tales of the mischievous Reynard the Fox. And Native Americans tell stories of the Raven and Coyote.

The African trickster Anansi is the star of a well-known children’s book

“Almost all non-literate mythology has a trickster-hero of some kind,” the famous mythologist Joseph Campbell said in An Open Life. “And there’s a very special property in the trickster: He always breaks in, just as the unconscious does, to trip up the rational situation. He’s both a fool and someone who’s beyond the system. And the trickster represents all those possibilities of life that your mind hasn’t decided it wants to deal with. The mind structures a lifestyle, and the fool or trickster represents another whole range of possibilities. He doesn’t respect the values that you’ve set up for yourself, and smashes them.”

Sounds like they’re essentially rebels, eager to disrupt the social order. No wonder I’ve always had a soft spot for Hermes.

Reynard the Fox is surely up to no good, preaching to these birds

What it does: In this episode, urban legends are coming true. A girl’s ghost seduces a lecherous professor, then sends him out the window and down four stories to his death. A sexed-up ET abducts a hazing-crazed frat boy, who’s anally probed again and again. (“Some alien made you his bitch,” Dean says. But it got worse, the boy adds: It made him slow dance to “Lady in Red.”) A shiny watch down a drain lures a researcher who tests on animals to end up mauled to death by a crocodile in the sewers.

Thing is, it only happens to dicks who you could argue deserve punishment. The trickster is getting his ideas from Weekly World News. These deities thrive on chaos and mischief. And it played the boys like fiddles, fellow hunter Bobby tells them.

Loki, like many tricksters, is able to shapeshift

Tricksters are shapeshifters, sometimes taking human form. They can conjure anything out of thin air.

In a climactic final battle, lingerie-wearing vixens on a round bed with red silk sheets toss Dean around while Barry White’s “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe” plays. Meanwhile, Sam and Bobby get attacked by chainsaw-wielding psychopaths like something out of a horror flick.

There goes Reynard the Fox, showing off again

How to defeat it: Try tricking the trickster. Sam and Dean fake a fight and then end up staking the trickster. The reality it has constructed fades away.

But this is only temporary. After all, tricksters, being gods, are immortal. –Wally